Bring a dark twist of medieval legend to your celebration with the infamous Vlad the Impaler. He delivers messages with dramatic flair, sharp humor, and just enough menace—whether he’s wishing a “killer” happy birthday, congratulating a victory with bloodthirsty pride, or roasting a friend in delightfully sinister fashion.

Share the occasion—birthday, promotion, wedding, or any moment that deserves an edge—and we’ll craft the script to match. Add names, inside jokes, or wicked details, and Vlad will deliver them with gothic charisma and unforgettable bite. Your video arrives in crisp HD, ready to post, share, or terrify with delight.

Book your custom Vlad the Impaler video today—and let history’s darkest prince make your moment legendary.